10 Bizarrely Awesome Christmas Gifts

10 Bizarrely Awesome Christmas Gifts

It's all fine and dandy to give a gift that will make somebody smile. Well done. If you want to be granted a 1-UP in awesome, however, you need to give a gift that makes the receiver's head literally explode. These 10 gifts will do just that. Just click on the name of the item and it will take you directly to wear you can buy. Pow.

You will notice that dinosaurs appear a few times in this list. Well, that is because dinosaurs make everything more awesome.

A Flying F***

Do you have any idea how many times I've wanted to give one of these? Daily. The answer is daily.

Mom, Dad, I know you're reading this...but this is pretty fantastic.

Vodka and Gin Tea Cups

I've said it once and I'll say it again. I like to take my vices like a lady.

Animatronic Dinosaur

My parents took me to see these guys at a museum when I was a kid. It was the most terrifying experience of my life. Now, I just want to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo from it in my living room.

Glitter Dinosaur

It occurred to me the other day that I am a grown up with my own apartment and I can decorate it anyway that I want. My first thought was that there are going to be glitter dinosaurs EVERYWHERE.

Mounted Unicorn Head

I mean, come on. Do I really even have to explain this one. It's a freaking unicorn trophy head. What could you NOT do with this?

A Slightly Insulting Chicago Poster

Each neighborhood's slogan is probably the best thing I've seen on the internet this week. Grant it, I'm not from Pilsen, but...this is pretty great.

Ghost Busters Ghost Trap iPhone Decal

Since they no longer make Ecto Cooler, this is the next best thing. We came, we saw, we kicked a$$.

Ninja Turtle Hat

I honestly feel like someone could pull this look off. I want to be that someone.

Giant Piano Mat

I dare you to find someone alive who has not fantasized about reliving the piano scene from BIG. Guess what, your dreams have come true.

Carl Sagan Riding A Dinosaur

So much awesome. Just. So much awesome.

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