It's all fine and dandy to give a gift that will make somebody smile. Well done. If you want to be granted a 1-UP in awesome, however, you need to give a gift that makes the receiver's head literally explode. These 10 gifts will do just that. Just click on the name of the item and it will take you directly to wear you can buy. Pow.
You will notice that dinosaurs appear a few times in this list. Well, that is because dinosaurs make everything more awesome.
Do you have any idea how many times I've wanted to give one of these? Daily. The answer is daily.
Mom, Dad, I know you're reading this...but this is pretty fantastic.
I've said it once and I'll say it again. I like to take my vices like a lady.
My parents took me to see these guys at a museum when I was a kid. It was the most terrifying experience of my life. Now, I just want to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo from it in my living room.
It occurred to me the other day that I am a grown up with my own apartment and I can decorate it anyway that I want. My first thought was that there are going to be glitter dinosaurs EVERYWHERE.
I mean, come on. Do I really even have to explain this one. It's a freaking unicorn trophy head. What could you NOT do with this?
Each neighborhood's slogan is probably the best thing I've seen on the internet this week. Grant it, I'm not from Pilsen, but...this is pretty great.
Since they no longer make Ecto Cooler, this is the next best thing. We came, we saw, we kicked a$$.
I honestly feel like someone could pull this look off. I want to be that someone.
I dare you to find someone alive who has not fantasized about reliving the piano scene from BIG. Guess what, your dreams have come true.
So much awesome. Just. So much awesome.