Cubicle Dance Party, featuring Heaven Malone

Cubicle Dance Party, featuring Heaven Malone
The ever dapper, Heaven Malone

Ain't no party like Accidentally Sexy's Cubicle Dance Party, because Accidentally Sexy's Cubicle Dance Party don't stop!  Or something like that.

It's Thursday!  Which is like the Christmas Eve of the week.  All the children all snug in at their desks while visions of vodka dance in their heads.  Unfortunately, unless you work on Chelsea Lately or at a breathlizer testing factory, the raging has to stay at bay for another day. (I'm a poet and I didn't know it.)

To help quench your thirst for good music and good people, there is the Thursday afternoon party hosted by yours truly.  Plug in your headphones, minimize the screen and get work done while jamming out.  Or, if you are feeling more adventurous, come early to snap up one of the three spots available on a first come, first serve basis.

This week's guest DJ is none other than the kick a$$ Heaven Malone.  Heaven  is a resident DJ at Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz's rocker bar Angels & Kings. Located inside The Hard Rock Hotel in downtown Chicago, this notoriously decadent Bret Easton Ellis inspired party is justly called "Disappear Here". Disappear Here features up & coming DJs & producers along with the occasional celebrity up for sacrifice. Heaven also maintains a residency at Die Tonight at Beauty Bar, where every month it's Halloween. Die Tonight has seen it's fair share of zombies and beach babes, meat cleavers and swimming pools, superheroes and sleepovers with professional movie makeup artists to cover them with gore and blood. Heaven currently runs The Black Lodge VIP Room, a super exclusive party, hidden deep inside The House of Blues Chicago. And a new Saturday night residency called WHITE HORSE is launching September 3rd at Ultra Lounge.

This sh!*'s legit.

If you're new to, here are a few cool things to know about:

  • Every song that gets played can be voted on.  If enough people think a tune stinks, it gets kicked to the next DJ.
  • You can chat with other musically minded people and the DJs during the set.
  • You get a cool avatar and can upgrade if you earn enough points.
  • You have to know someone to get in.  You lucky ducks know me. :)

This event is by invite-only!  To get the secret url, do one of the following:

  • Follow me on Twitter
  • "Like" me on Facebook
  • Send me an e-mail: AccidentallySexy (at) gmail (dot) com

Party starts at 2:30 p.m.  See you there!

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