Jessica Simpson is engaged...an announcement that has come "interestingly" close to the news that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, is engaged to Vanessa Minnillo.
After the divorce, NIck immediately began seeing Vanessa, someone I know/care even less about than Nick. Within months, there was a sex tape circulating the internet. That has got to mess you up! From there, Jessica started dating John Mayer...I mean, yes, he's mega hot and tall...yes, he's a musician, so any resistance on my part would be completely futile...but John Mayer is a notorious womanizer. Of course, she was instantly saying she was "in love" during interviews...and, of course, that whole romance with the vulnerable, tortured artist (any woman's Kryptonite) fell through.
Then came Tony Romo. Oh, boy. During the time she dated Tony, he ws rumored to be cheating on her consistantly, they seemed to break-up every other week and Jessica's weight ballooned. If that wasn't enough, she was the target of Cowboys fans, who said that she cursed Tony's performance whenever she came to a game.
Be smart, ladies. Get yourself right. Get yourself strong. Surround yourself with the love of your friends, so that you don't go desperately searching for it. Only then should you attempt a new relationship.
Hopefully, the timing of this engagement is just a coincidence. I'm rooting for you Jessica!