Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Getting Married Again

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Getting Married Again
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Jessica Simpson is engaged...an announcement that has come "interestingly" close to the news that her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, is engaged to Vanessa Minnillo.  

Honestly, I feel so bad for Jessica.  I'm sure this new guy is great.  I'm sure they are truly in love.  I don't know them, so I won't judge that.  What I will say is that break-ups suck.  For poor Jessica, she had publically remained a virgin until she was married...in fact, Nick and her and split up at one point, because of it.  She stuck to her guns, they got back together and were finally married.  This was something that was very important to her.  Then, it all came crashing down as her star rose and his fell off the map.  Even now, the only reason we care that Nick is engaged is because we have an interest in Jessica.

After the divorce, NIck immediately began seeing Vanessa, someone I know/care even less about than Nick.  Within months, there was a sex tape circulating the internet.  That has got to mess you up!  From there, Jessica started dating John Mayer...I mean, yes, he's mega hot and tall...yes, he's a musician, so any resistance on my part would be completely futile...but John Mayer is a notorious womanizer.  Of course, she was instantly saying she was "in love" during interviews...and, of course, that whole romance with the vulnerable, tortured artist (any woman's Kryptonite) fell through.

Then came Tony Romo.  Oh, boy.  During the time she dated Tony, he ws rumored to be cheating on her consistantly, they seemed to break-up every other week and Jessica's weight ballooned.  If that wasn't enough, she was the target of Cowboys fans, who said that she cursed Tony's performance whenever she came to a game.

Be smart, ladies.  Get yourself right.  Get yourself strong.  Surround yourself with the love of your friends, so that you don't go desperately searching for it.  Only then should you attempt a new relationship.

Hopefully, the timing of this engagement is just a coincidence.  I'm rooting for you Jessica!

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