Everytime a celebrity goes through a break up, they make a comeback on the front of US Weekly with a banging new "Revenge Body." Think Jennifer Aniston post-Brad or Kate Plus 8 minus the John.
Honestly, with the amount of times that Kim Kardashian has "lost 15 lbs," she should be nothing but a pair of false eyelashes by now. Nonetheless, maybe I should jump onboard. At least that gives me a positive place to focus. Basically, if I ever find myself making a terrible mistake and drunkenly appearing in a hot tub with the cast of Jersey Shore, I don't want to be referred to by anyone except "really smoking hot," rather than emotional eating myself into grenade launcher status.
I wrote a few months ago about fitting into a pair of black jeans by toning up the "sexy" way. It's time to revisit that plan.
The next guy is going to have it even better.