As you surely know by now, Michael Buble is engaged, thereby, negating my long-standing Michael Buble rule. Even while meeting him in the elevator, my girl code kept me grounded.........and his amazing looking South American model/actress girlfriend kept him from noticing/caring.
Rather than wading aimlessly through the singles pool, I turned to you to pick my next rule-worthy ultra-celebrity.
The votes have been counted....drum roll, please....
That's right. My sights are now set on Jake Gyllenhaal.
Reasons why we would be awesome together:
- He's artistic and willing to take on daring roles.
- We're both tall.
- He's funny...or at least, I bet he is...I don't really care, I will laugh at whatever he wants me to laugh at.
- He kinda looks like my kindergarten boyfriend.
- He knows what it's like to kiss Heath Ledger and I wish I knew what it was like to kiss Heath Ledger. I'd pretty much be kissing Heath Ledger by association.
The one drawback is that I'm not that interested in actors. I like musicians. If Jake Gyllenhaal and I were dating, I'd probably still have a Drake rule before I'd actually take it serious.........
Let's be honest, I have a Drake rule right now.