Archive for November 2009

Rehab in Chicago - America's Best Party

(Photo Credit: GlitterGuts) Man, I look donkey!! At least, I have nice eyes But, Jacob looks HOT and he’s newly single, ladies…… Rehab at Debonair is a troublemaker and Chicago should be proud to have it here.  I have been twice to Derek Berry and Richard Carrico’s night of hipster mayhem and have had enough... Read more »

Black Wednesday - Let's Party!

Jenny and I at Angels & Kings Omg…I think I just ran into someone I used to date.  I got on the train this morning and accidently bumped into a guy with my RedEye (yes, I really do read it daily).  I haven’t thought about this person in a very long time, but as soon as I passed by... Read more »

Magnificent Mile Lights Fest and Why My Niece Thinks I'm Single

My niece’s Top 10 suggestions on what I should do to get a boyfriend My 8-year-old niece is about thirty times fiercer than I will ever be.  Whenever she comes to visit, her little city ensemble makes my outfit look like it was thrown together by a hungover vagabond (which it pretty much was.)  She... Read more »
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Take charge of your cell phone, take charge of your life

The cell phone has ruined dating.  I mean, even Zach Morris used his brick to dupe girls with acts of douchebaggery…very, very pretty douchbaggery, but douchebaggery none-the-less.  I’d almost welcome a phonecall ruse at this point, however…at least it’s a call.  The real culprit, as cellphones are less for emergencies and more a mobile device,... Read more »

Ana Goes To Faith & Whiskey

DJ White Shadow and Me. “Well, he was playing the snake…and I was the goat.” — Huge points to whoever gets that reference Wednesdays at Faith & Whiskey are always a good bet.  They have 40s served in brown paper bags for $6….for whatever reason, I really love this.  But…best of all…DJ White Shadow (!!!) has... Read more »

Married at 25? I guess that's the norm...

(AP Photo/Fred Marcus Photography, Brian Marcus) Ivanka, a successful, wealthy, and beautiful woman, waited until she was 27 to get married. Apparently, that is years past the norm. Share Ugh…marriage.   I recently read that the average American woman gets married at 25.6 years.  At 25.4, I apparently am on the higher end of this... Read more »
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I want to be a Victoria Secret runway model

Victoria’s Secret recently held an open casting call in Chicago for their next runway star.  I couldn’t go because I was…busy (read: hungover and 15 lbs heavier than I would want to be when auditioning for Victoria’s Secret)  I can’t really give accurate critiques based on the photos that I saw, because I’m not a... Read more »

Don't steal boyfriends -- get your own Gavin Rossdale

(Photo Credit: AP) I have a dangerous attraction to very successful, charming men.  You know, the type of guy with swarms of women actively clamoring for his attention.  It’s not that I’m insecure about my Number One status.  I can match my mate in wits and talent.  I look good on his arm.  I’m just... Read more »

Help! My cell phone is ruining my dating life

Stock image My cell phone has a bounty on my head.  Maybe it’s heard me talking about wanting to switch to an iPhone and really peeved about it.  In any case, my mobile has made repeated attempts to ruin my life.  I’m just waiting to open my purse one day and see a poison arrow... Read more »
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Shopping for Boys: The World of Online Dating

I’m a very busy girl.  Let me rephrase that.  I’m a very, very busy girl.  I do my banking online, pay my bills online, keep up with friends online and shop for clothes online.  It just seems appropriate that I should give online dating a whirl. I like knowing that I will have a guaranteed... Read more »