Posts in category "Television"

My Television Drives Me Crazy -- Remotely

My Television Drives Me Crazy -- Remotely
My television won’t show me my programs. Or rather, I can’t make it show me. Do you see this? ^^^ In the photo up there? This mess of remote controls? I’m sorry, but nothing in our modern world, where something as simple as turning on a television and making a program you want to watch... Read more »

Chicago Bears: I’ll never watch you play again

Chicago Bears: I’ll never watch you play again
Dear Chicago Bears, I’m so sorry.  I absolutely can’t watch you play one more minute this season. It’s not you. It’s me. I’m the jinx. I’m the curse set upon you whenever I lay my eyes upon the television to watch a game. Last night? I joined the game toward the end of the second... Read more »

Zombies. Enough already

Zombies. Enough already
Last night I watched Game of Thrones for the very first time. I had never seen an entire episode and wanted to find out what all the fuss is about. “Who are those guys?” I asked. “Shhhh” said my son, just like I do when someone interrupts me when I’m watching syndicated reruns of the... Read more »
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