Help Wanted at the NSA
The NSA, the U.S. Government's agency for signal intelligence and information assurance, is looking for highly qualified individuals to assist in carrying out our mission.
Candidates with background in cryptology or mathematics, or extensive foreign language experience can make significant contributions at the NSA. Positions with varying levels of responsibility are currently open for outstanding candidates. Unfortunately, due to their classified nature we are not able to describe them.
We welcome your interest in applying for these positions, however there is no need to provide a resume or CV. We already have your resume. In addition, there is no need to provide your contact details, or professional references -- we've got that covered. Past residential addresses, credit history, etc., no problem - we can get that.
In fact, don't even bother applying. By analyzing your email, social network interactions, texting, etc. we will know about your interest before you do, and we will make contact with you.
We look forward to having you become part of our team!
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