That dress bugs me

Every time I see the ad for Premium Outlets that shows up in the right rail>>> (you may have to wait for it), I think that the model has bugs on her dress and it creeps me out. Not to complain about where ChicagoNow's bread is buttered or anything, I’m just saying.

It really looks like there are centipedes or giant ants or some sort of creepy-crawlies on the bottom of that beige dress. It reminds me of those pop-up ads that have the moving bugs in them, you know the ones, the ones that make you jump away from your keyboard screaming, knocking your chair to the floor. Maybe her buggy dress is why she’s clenching the side of the couch and can’t really smile too big. Or maybe bugs are fashionable this fall, I dunno, but I don’t want to wear a dress that will make me feel like I’m strung out on crack and hallucinating bugs on my skirt.

I guess I don’t really have a point here, other than to say that dress bugs me.

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