I am not much of a Halloween party person. I mean I like parties and Halloween is alright but why would I pretend to be someone else. I mean I am pretty awesome. Some might even dress up like me this Halloween. Hey it could happen…
Anyway most if not all Halloween parties require a costume. Every year I watch my friends fret about what to wear. If I have to dress up I will just wear my 25 year old He-Man costume. I mean it does not fit anymore, but it does not get any more “man” than that. Just a couple of creative cover ups and I am golden.
I am just not a fan of playing dress up. I mean I buy my clothes so I can wear them socially. I would rather not spend cash on a “Walking Dead” costume that I am only going to wear once. Well I might wear it more if zombies ever really happen. I mean they do not eat their own right? I would be a safe fake zombie. Come to think of it, it might be a good idea.
I do not think I am going to any parties this year. For a time I tried to use the calendar app on my phone but then I convinced myself that I could remember events. I can’t. Anyway if it is okay for me to go as me I will go and how about I do not shave then I can look like bearded me. That rarely happens so it would pretty much be a costume.