Your carpeting is showing

Your carpeting is showing








Dear Sons,

Welcome home. As soon as you’re finished eating (are you ever, really, finished eating?) you need to march right upstairs to your room. I mean, honestly. Have you seen it? The way you left it this morning? There appears to be some carpeting showing in the far corner, over by the window. I know!

I suggest you get up there right this minute and throw some laundry over it immediately before anyone sees what color it is, forever ruining your outstanding reputation for slovenliness.

Thank you.


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