Welcome home. As soon as you’re finished eating (are you ever, really, finished eating?) you need to march right upstairs to your room. I mean, honestly. Have you seen it? The way you left it this morning? There appears to be some carpeting showing in the far corner, over by the window. I know!
I suggest you get up there right this minute and throw some laundry over it immediately before anyone sees what color it is, forever ruining your outstanding reputation for slovenliness.
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